My life I guess?

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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May 21, 2013 at 6:00 PM | Post Permalink | 144,075 notes

undercover-witch:

microcroft:

urban legends (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

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May 21, 2013 at 5:40 AM | Post Permalink | 57,336 notes

bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

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May 21, 2013 at 5:36 AM | Post Permalink | 69,681 notes

shercocklocked:

shercocklocked:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

im lauhging so hard

lord jSUeS

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May 21, 2013 at 5:35 AM | Post Permalink | 57,173 notes

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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May 21, 2013 at 5:35 AM | Post Permalink | 71,773 notes

notsiskysbusiness:

mostoriginalurlever:

notsiskysbusiness:

notsiskysbusiness:

dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button

to turn it on

you need the power button to turn the computer on

Who ever said I turned it off

your electricity bill from the charger

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May 21, 2013 at 5:34 AM | Post Permalink | 25,424 notes

sburbtwerk:

fadeintocase:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

I sense a bit of assagitation

you’re about to fucking sense a bit of assassination

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May 21, 2013 at 4:28 AM | Post Permalink | 133,157 notes

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

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May 21, 2013 at 4:28 AM | Post Permalink | 45,968 notes

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May 21, 2013 at 4:27 AM | Post Permalink | 20,958 notes

brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

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May 21, 2013 at 4:27 AM | Post Permalink | 12,761 notes