I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
im lauhging so hard
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
Who ever said I turned it off
your electricity bill from the charger
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
I sense a bit of assagitation
you’re about to fucking sense a bit of assassination
they saw the chance
they took the chance
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
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Well hello there. I'm Nini, and this is my blog. I post whatever I find and like, so if you like consistency, then I wouldn't follow me if I were you.
Things I am most likely to post though, are:
Sherlock, Merlin. Harry Potter, Supernatural, k-pop, Doctor Who, The Avengers, and anything I find cute, or funny.
Just so you know I'm a HUGE slash fan and I do post about it~
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